Victor Androus- The ‘E-Victor’ can really jack a house up off its foundation. He’s a general contractor with a knack for framing, sheathing, and window replacement. Other talents include, but are not limited to, flower arranging, and impersonating Santa Clause (in full costume) at the annual company Christmas party. Victor is most proud of his vintage circa 1982 pick-up truck in which he can be seen (and heard) grooving to the Yardbirds on 8-track. An award winning fisherman (that’s what they all say) and hydroplane racer, the ‘E-Victor’ also prides himself on his ability to “rip a piece of sheetrock off in one tug.”
Wayne Walker-Wayne, fondly referred to as ‘Wayno’ by his buddies is a painting and spackling guru.He’s got the skills to bend over backwards (literally), and has racked up awards for academic achievement in school.Wayne is currently continuing his education with a concentration in Business and Finance (like Donald Trump, only with better hair).The brains of the bunch, Wayne’s musical tastes include Barney (yes, that big, obnoxious purple dinosaur).He is most proud of his young son, Nicholas (which might explain the fascination with Barney, but we aren’t confirming this).Other fascinations include a secret celebrity crush on Christina Applegate (aka Kelly Bundy).
Troy Thornburg- Troy Thornburg is sometimes called ‘The Heavy Hitter,’ because of his ability to conquer most home-improvement tasks like a champ.Skilled in painting, power-washing, and crew running, Troy knows that everyone wishes they could paint as fast as he does.A regular Martha Stewart, without the criminal record (as far as we know), Troy also does the cooking and cleaning at home.(We have yet to verify this with his wife).Troy, a former high school football star has much to be proud of these days; specifically his dog, a pug named Ruby and his wife (and yes, in that order).
Dominic Kelly- First things first; how does one get a name like that!? A little bit Italian, and a little bit Irish, ‘the Captain’ gets the job done.‘The Captain’ has the skills to build a house from the ground up.He’s a man with a plan (not always the most sensible plan, but a plan nonetheless), and his crew knows it.If ‘The Captain’ can’t fix it, it’s done broke.He’s a mechanic, an electrician, a carpenter, handyman, and one heck of a nice guy.If you don’t like ‘The Captain,’ there is something wrong with you. ‘The Captain,’ along with being an impeccable job coordinator also holds the title of ‘World’s Best Grandpa’ (he has the ballcap to prove it).His children would argue that he is actually ‘The World’s Best and Coolest Dad.’He talks like a dude, looks like a grandpa, rides a Harley, rocks to the Rolling Stones and the Pretenders, did a stint in the Marines in Viet Nam, and is a staunch Republican (go figure!).An avid outdoorsman; hunting, trapping, fishing, Dominic someday hopes to retire up North on a lake where he can kickback and enjoy life in the slow lane.Until then, it’s a lot of laughs and even more home improvement action coming your way from ‘The Captain.’
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